This is my dog, Saffy. She is 12 years old, quite an old lady really, in fact she’s the same age as my mum if you counted her age in dog years. I needed Saffy to pose for a photograph on a skateboard. When I placed her on the board she didn’t want to stand up. I could hear her saying to me, ‘If you want me to make a fool of myself, I’ll do it sitting down, thank you.’

I guess old ladies should be allowed to have their own way.